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Einstein Worship

I remember one uncomfortable instance of Einstein worship, which took place right before my eyes in graduate school. The course was listed as physics, general relativity. The praise I heard from the professor for Albert Einstein made me feel like I was in church, except for the fact that I've never been in a Christian church that would worship Jesus Christ so deeply and passionately like this professor was praising and extolling the virtues of Einstein.

Have you ever read in a book or magazine or even seen in a PBS documentary some testimony that ascribed superhuman abilities to Einstein?

It is a simple matter of record that Time magazine emblazoned Albert Einstein on its December 31, 1999 cover, designating him "Person of the Century." Inside that issue he was called "first among the century's giants," "its greatest scientific genius," "the person who, for better or worse, personified our times and will be recorded in history as having the most lasting significance," "a symbol of all the scientists," "the world's first scientific supercelebrity," "the century's greatest thinker," and even "the patron saint of distracted schoolkids."

Another indisputable proof of Einstein worship is this frank admission by Einstein himself:

"It strikes me as unfair, and even in bad taste, to select a few individuals for boundless admiration, attributing superhuman powers of mind and character to them. This has been my fate, and the contrast between the popular assessment of my powers and achievements and the reality is simply grotesque." From a 1921 interview with a Dutch newspaper, reprinted in Ideas and Opinions, p. 3 and The Expanded Quotable Einstein, Princeton University Press, Princeton, New Jersey, p. 8.

            

 

 

Teaching Children to Worship Albert Einstein

 

 

 

Take Your Sons and Daughters to Work Day, April 28, 2005

 

During the morning, children spent time with their parents.  Afternoon brought a special production of Einstein! Einstein! followed by tours of RHIC, ITD, the fire house, Science Museum, and tree planting.

Herr Professor Doctor Doctor (brilliant and handsome, but lacking a well-stuck mustache) explains physics.
"You're being a physicist when you wonder why the sky is blue or look up at stars!" Herr Doctor explained.
The lecture was followed by a rousing game of "That's my Theory!"  Herr Doctor introduced three scientists who all claimed to be Einstein.
Each of the scientists answered questions about themselves -- and their theories -- and the audience was asked to figure out which one was really "Einstein."
This scientist tested his theories in Pisa, Italy.  The scientist on the left made a pendulum clock.
The scientist on the right wrote three important papers 100 years ago, this year.  
The audience applauded to vote which scientist they thought was "Einstein."
Professor Chanteuse led the audience in singing "Divine Einstein" while the scientists changed into their real costumes.
When the scientists returned, they signed in and explained who they really were.
Galileo Galilei was an Italian scientist whose measurements of gravity determined that -- in a vaccuum -- a feather and an elephant would fall at the same rate if thrown off the Tower of Pisa.
Sir Isaac Newton, an English scientist, founded the branch of mathematics called "Calculus" and defined the theory of gravity.  Sir Newton graciously offered to sign autographs after the presentation.
Albert Einstein was a German scientist whose annus mirabilis we are celebrating this year.
Einstein explains that imagination is more important than knowledge.
Einstein! Einstein!  He's our man!

led by volunteers from the audience.

Einstein! Einstein!  He's our man!

If he can't solve it, no one can!

The cast of characters, left to right:

  Galileo Galilei Jeff Mitchell, PHENIX detector, Physics Department
  Herr Professor Doctor Doctor: Todd Satogata, Collider-Accelerator Department
  Albert Einstein: Achim Franz, PHENIX detector, Physics Department
  Sir Isaac Newton: Gene Van Buren, STAR detector, Physics Department
  Professor Chanteuse: Yvette Malavet-Blum, Director's Office
  Director: Elaine Lowenstein, Community, Education, Government, and Public Affairs
  Additional support from Marsha Belford and Jen Clodius, Community, Education, Government, and Public Affairs

Navene Marinkovic and Dierdre Kelly 

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